100 Things About Me

I was inspired by a lady I follow on Twitter and I follow her blog. She posted on her blog 100 things about herself. Well, she started to post 100 things about herself and got into the 40’s range and quit! LOL! I wanted to see how many things I can think of about myself that might be of interest to someone else.

1. I am in my early 40’s.
2. I have 3 kids, one of which is 25 yrs old.
3. I (USE TO)homeschool my kids.
4. Sunflowers are my favorite flowers.
5. I only like sunflower seeds that have already been shelled.
6. I’m a vegetarian, but NOT a vegan. If you don’t know the difference just ask. Most ppl don’t give a crap though.
7. I cuss a lot.
8. I am NOT Christian.
9. I am SO NOT Christian.
10. My two kids are Christian. (Well one of them now claim he is not christian, DD still is according to her)
11. My DH thinks I am going to become a serial killer one day because I am so fascinated by them.
12. My parents were divorced when I was 8.
13. I was with my kids’ dad for 17 years before I divorced him.
14. I use to drink alcohol, but don’t anymore.
15. I don’t smoke, but I use to for 29 years. I have been quit for almost 3 years.
16. I don’t do drugs; except for the ones my doctor gives me.
17. My first car was a Ford EXP.
18. My current car is a Cadillac CTS.
19. I have NO pets.
20. I don’t like pets.
21. I (use to) do feed some stray cats that hang around outside my house.
22. One of my stray boy cats thinks he is a girl cat and tries to breastfeed the kittens.
23. I like Rotel cheese dip.
24. I don’t like onions or peppers.
25. I don’t drink anything carbonated. Haven’t for 13 years.
26. I don’t like raw or crunchy vegetables except lettuce, which is not really that crunchy.
27. I don’t eat pasta or eggs either.
28. I don’t drink milk or eat cereal with milk. Milk=disgusting.
29. All I drink is sweet (iced) tea and V8 Fusion fruit & vegetables juices.
30. I eat a salad every day.
31. Cheese is my favorite food.
32. Kraft Colby cheese is my favorite kind of cheese. Block, not pre-shredded.
33. I very rarely eat bread.
34. I have to look at my keyboard when I type but I can still type over 70 wpm.
35. I own a sewing machine and use it to make money.
36. I want a Dyson Ball vacuum but DH doesn’t want to spend $500 on a vacuum.
37. I also want the new Electrolux washer & dryer that wash in 18 minutes and dry in 18 minutes and costs $1,900 each. DH’s not going for those either.
38. I am into watching movies big-time.
39. I go to Blockbuster every Tuesday morning because that is the day the new release movies come out.
40. If you want to stalk me & murder me you now know where to find me on Tuesdays.
41. I buy groceries at Kroger AND at Wal-Mart. I have to usually go to both to get everything I need.
42. I spend about $150-$200 a week for 3 ppl.
43. I understand I over spend at the grocery store. I am working on that.
44. I say fugger instead of fucker in my blog because I think it might be less offensive.
45. I use the initials for MF and GD as opposed to saying the actual words to lessen the harshness of my cussing.
46. I don’t get as much satisfaction out of using initials so I say the real words out loud when I type the initials.
47. I hate ppl. (Most ppl)
48. I hate stupid drivers.
49. I hate stupid ppl.
50. I hate ppl who think they are smart and they are actually stupid.
51. I hate ppl who think they are hot shit and want to tell you every chance they get how fugging great they are and how brilliant they are and how genius their kids are and how fruity their farts smell.
52. I stay constipated all the time. (TMI I know, this is my blog)
53. I don’t like to sweat, ever, if at all possible.
54. I hate sports. I am not particular. I hate them all.
55. I am addicted to Twitter, as are the rest of you reading this. Don’t deny it. Don’t resist the truth.
56. I currently follow 85 blogs in my Google reader.
57. I only have 156 followers on my blog.
58. I am not a very creative person when it comes to arts & crafts/decorating, etc.
59. I can’t knit and don’t want to know how to.
60. We belong to the YMCA even though we have a home gym so that I can take the kids swimming up there.
61. I own a tanning bed. It is in my house. It’s a 20 min bed.
62. I like expensive shoes & purses. Not like $600 Jimmy Choos, this isn’t NYC.
63. My kids get $10 week allowance for cleaning their rooms.
64. I take a large number of dietary supplements/vitamins every day. SO many that most ppl are shocked when they find out how many I take. (32 a day)
65. Although I am vegetarian, my DH & kids are not.
66. I have 980 songs on my IPod.
67. I have everyone from Three Days Grace to the Bee Gees on my IPod.
68. I follow WAY MORE women than men on Twitter. OBVS.
69. I don’t aspire to ever make money off my blog, no ads, no PR BS.
70. I will probably never switch from Blogger to WP.
71. I have written a book called “Out Of The Mouths Of Babes” about the funny things kids say & do, but have not found myself an agent for it. It’s like the show that use to be on TV called Kids Say The Darndest Things.
72. I like the show 19 Kids & Counting, Kendra, Dexter, Big Love, Lost (boo fugging hoo I can’t believe it’s over) Snapped, I Survived, 48 Hours Hard Evidence, Solved, Most Evil, ANYTHING to do with serial killers or true crime murder mysteries. NCIS ROCKS!
73. Patricia Cornwell is my favorite author. James Deaver runs a close second. John Lutz & Linwood Barclay are pretty good too.
74. I have a fireplace I have never burned wood in. (I hate to clean fireplaces so we don’t burn it)
75. I have an 11 yr old daughter who is so tall she wears the same size shoe I do. I’m not telling the size b/c it’s NOT tiny like some of you bishes.
76. I did not breastfeed my kids and don’t think you love your kid more because you did.
77. I used Pampers. I would use them again if I were going to have more kids.
78. I’m not CRUNCHY. If you don’t know what crunchy is, just ask. If you are crunchy then you already know what it means.
79. I keep the personalized address labels that all the charities send me trying to get donations out of me and never send them donations. ( I didn’t ask them to send the shit to me, they chose to)
80. I collect big wooden sailboats. Expensive but beautiful.
81. I like lighthouses. Real ones & pictures of them.
82. I have been to Washington, D.C twice & loved it and plan on going back again when my 2 youngest kids are a little older.
83. All 3 of my kids were born C-section and I am GLAD that’s how I had them. Very glad!
84. My husband is 8 years younger than me.
85. My mom is dead. She died June 15, 2001, but my dad is still alive.
86. I uae to own a 28 foot long party barge/boat- just sold it. (updated)
87. I weighed 125 pounds when I met my DH 4 ½ year ago, I weight 145 now. Fat & happy right?
88. I don’t floss unless something gets stuck in my teeth.
89. My favorite candies are Junior Mints, Werther’s Original hard candy, Heath candy bars & chocolate covered almonds/Jordan almonds.
90. I like white chocolate fudge with walnuts in it. I make it myself.
91. I know how to play the Pokémon card game. (It’s quite complicated)
92. I use to be a nurse for 19 years and also a real estate agent. (At the same time)
93. I have had to revive/do CPR on 3 different ppl in my life. They all 3 survived.
94. I don’t mine getting my blood drawn but I dislike getting shots.
95. I’m allergic to tetanus shots. Not allergic to anything else, except maybe exercising.
96. I have very strong opinions on religion, politics and different types of homeschooling.
97. My DS9 tells me I’m pretty, all.the.time.
98. My DH makes me laugh, all.the.time.
99. I don’t like ppl being in my house for very long.
100. I don’t like talking on the phone. I will text all day but don’t call me unless it’s an emergency.


I thought thinking of 100 things would be hard, but it’s not. I could keep going and going.
I will spare you any further info over-load about me. If you think it is interesting or fun, do the same thing about yourself on your blog. Let your followers get to know some things about you.