Where have I been hiding?

I am always the last one to know when there is a new trend, a new fad, some cool new music bands. I accidentally find out about thing.
Well, what I found out today is this... There was/is a trend called PLANKING. This is where young ppl, well mostly young ppl, go around to different locations and they lay down face down with their arms at their sides and someone takes a picture of them. So basically they are laying there like a plank. Here is a link of the top 60 planking pictures that are floating around the internet right now. Some are funny, some are not.

TOP 60 PLANKING PHOTOS

Now if that wasn't stupid enough, someone thought they would try to create another new trend once that planking wasn't so fun anymore. This new trend is called Owling. This is where the person gets up on something like a fence post or a trash can lid, something high, and perch on it like and owl would. They crouch down in a squatting position. Here is a little article that shows some examples of Owling. This one is just plain dumb. Planking was king of funny, Owling is just stupid.

OWLING

I think I will start a new trend called DAY DUMPING where people go out in public and drop their pants in a public spot and take a dump, then take a picture of it. The places need to be unique funny places to take your dump, because just taking a dump in and of itself is not funny, but taking a dump on the waiting room table in your doctor's office is. Taking a dump on the hood of a state trooper's car, yeah, kind of funny.

What new trend are you going to start?