Happy Easter Phuckers

This is going to be a GAWD DAYUM LONG ASS 4 day weekend. The kids are already letting me know how bored they are.

I let them have their Easter baskets early and they loved them. I make homemade baskets every year and buy candy, toys, bubbles, etc. They come out WAY BETTER than that crap you buy in the store that has 2 little packs of candy taped to some cardboard. I have never bought my kids those shitty store bought baskets. Their dad has bought them one of those before but they don't like them near as much as my homemade ones.

This year I got them bubble fans. They are little battery powered fans that blow these HUGE bubbles. They payed with them first before they even ate any candy.

In other news DD has some little boy that keeps texting my phone to talk to her. It's getting real old real fast. Not old enough for me to get her her own phone. I'm not doing that but we are going to have to do something different about this boy texting and calling my phone.

What did you get your kids for Easter?